Well, I think my boys might need a little help in the charm department. Don't get me wrong, they're very cute and polite, but I think it might be time to teach them about tact and little white lies.
The other day I was sitting on the toilet when my usual audience arrived. (I know, I should just lock the door, but whatever.) So there I am, doing my business, when Rowan very seriously looks up at me and says, "Mom, why is your butt so big?"
See? Not so charming. But it was awfully funny.